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Jensen Ackles  - Eye of the Tiger

JARED: We have Phil directing an episode, and Phil’s one of our directors that kinda let us have fun—improv a little bit, play around—and so the scene is I walk up with donuts and bang on the car and catch him kind of amping himself up, so they had this big shot set up, and they were like “And roll cameras, roll sound, and action!”. And I just kinda stood there, I was like, “I’m not going in, I wanna see what he does”, so I guess he didn’t have any idea, coz I didn’t tell anybody. so even Johnny, our first AD, was like, “Hey, hey, cue!” and I was like, “I know, I know, that’s fine”

JENSEN: So I’m sitting there in the front seat and hear the play back, the big speaker, and we’re outside. We’ve got extras walking down the street and cars flying by, and this whole thing. We got two cameras set up—which is why it’s edited together so a lot of people were like no way, they had multiple cameras set up, there was just two cameras set up—and so I’m sitting there, doing the drumming and he should have been here by now… something’s going on—why is he not—he should have stopped it—what’s that—well here come the words…the first line is rising up… That’s just too good. And then I just, I went with it, and then you notice maybe as I’m climbing out the car window that I kinda like, I start smiling and I almost started laughing and I turned and I’m like “No, keep going, keep going, you can do this”

Fandom rule: Must Reblog Eye of The Tiger.

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Deucalion

#deucalion #i’m so excited for you #teen wolf #i feel for becca who’s been on the end of me screaming deucalion feelings at her #but seriously like #deucalion being intrigued by stiles #and having a ~thing~ for him #and then ennis or kali attacking stiles #and deucalion finding out #and totally beating their ass #and being all ‘stiles is mine’ #and stiles is just ‘wtf is going on i didn’t sign up for this’ #and peter smirking and laughing ‘see i’m not the only one’ #and derek being jealous and broody and sulks #and in the end everyones happy #but deucalion and peter are still the creepy attractive guys who have a thing for stiles #and derek has to remind them that if they touch stiles they will die #what… (via winterkiss)

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Fics to life: Not Your Average Fairy Tale

Summary: Derek needs to start carding the people he flirts with.

“Let’s step into my office, Derek,” the Sheriff says.

Derek feels like a kid being sent to the principal’s office. Except this visit might end with Derek buried in the woods.

“I see you’ve met my son, Stiles,” the Sheriff says. Derek almost squirms at his pointed emphasis on the word ‘son’.

“Yes, sir. I have,” Derek says. He feels like every word out of his mouth is just incriminating him further.

“How old do you think my son is?” the Sheriff says.

“A lot younger that I originally thought,” Derek says.

The corner of the Sheriff’s mouth quirks up for a moment. “Caught that, did you?”

“I thought he was the receptionist,” Derek says helplessly. “I assumed he was around twenty.”

“And if you had known he was sixteen?” the Sheriff says.

Sixteen? Jesus fuck.

“Never would have even thought about it,” Derek says.

The Sheriff must believe him, because he nods and continues on to outline Derek’s duties without another word on the subject.

Derek’s never been so relieved to fill out paperwork in his entire life.

(via heyysourwolf)